To all the 15 year olds on Tumblr;

Don’t forget to screenshot your description and save it, so you can laugh at yourself in 5-10 years.

This goes double for all the pansexual/ gender-fluid/ partially deceased/ grey-asexual/ otherkin with the soul of an aardvark that identify as an Eskimo-Latino-albino kiwi (both this bird and the fruit) from the Renaissance.

You’ll thank me later.